It's well known that Santa Claus sure gets around
But in the twilight of his years he's slowing down
Still he shows up every Christmas...with a heart as big as Texas
And for sure he's more than welcome in our town
You can see that merry twinkle in his eyes
As all his famous reindeer fly him through the sky
He should always be protected, most of all, should be respected
if you don't believe me, I will tell you why
CHORUS
Kris Kringle's got a krick in his back, ever since he hurt his sacroiliac
He's been in pain and really aching, but he knows the chance he's taking
Going up and down those chimneys with his sack
Mother nature's got a way to take it's toll
And that includes old Santa Claus, so I've been told
Still he's merry, warm and jolly, standing there amongst the holly
When he should be home in bed, God bless his soul
But still he shows up in his splendid coat of red
With all the things we want for Christmas in his sled
With a belly full of HO!HO!HO's!, he still can put on quite a show
But we should repeat again just what's been said
CHORUS
Kris Kringle's got a krick in his back, ever since he hurt his sacroiliac
He fell down a burning chimney, it was hot, but oh by Jiminy
It was faster going down than coming back
Santa won't give in, when things are looking black
That's why he's now receiving treatments for his back
He forgot the force of gravity, going through the chimney cavity
And he got himself caught in the cul-de-sac
He'll have to diet, while his clones pick up the slack
And faithfully consult his Christmas almanac
Cause when he's lost the right amount of weight, he'll gladly carry all the freight
For now he's down to carrying just a half a pack
REPEAT SECOND CHORUS
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